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		<lastmod>2019-01-24T10:40:43+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/trump-admin-planning-on-even-longer-shutdown/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T10:46:52+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/democrats-want-to-know-who-sent-the-covington-standoff-video-tweet/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T10:47:50+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/ocasio-cortez-gives-zero-f-ks-about-what-other-democrats-think/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T10:52:34+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/police-ohio-student-on-lsd-attacked-and-grabbed-staffers-breasts/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T11:15:22+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/heres-how-investigators-tracked-down-the-charlestown-abduction-suspect-and-rescued-olivia-ambrose-the-boston-globe/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T11:19:03+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/trump-others-agitated-by-giulianis-performance/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T11:20:56+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/design-facts/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T11:35:09+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/aviation-unions-warn-government-shutdown-will-likely-cause-mass-flight-cancelations-soon-the-system-will-crumble/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T11:36:39+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/the-trump-administration-quietly-changed-the-definition-of-domestic-violence-and-we-have-no-idea-what-for/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T11:40:11+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/the-age-of-man-is-truly-over-as-woman-marries-her-duvet/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T12:34:11+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/trump-says-he-will-give-state-of-the-union-after-shutdown-is-over/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T12:40:16+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/the-first-time-i-had-sex-on-drugs-i-thought-i-was-in-love/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T12:41:32+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/nofx-professional-crastination/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T12:44:47+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/legalizing-marijuana-is-the-stupidest-thing-anybody-has-ever-done-bloomberg-says/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T13:17:03+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-was-the-only-democrat-to-vote-no-on-a-bill-to-reopen-the-government-because-it-would-fund-ice/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T13:29:53+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/at-least-5-dead-after-gunman-took-hostages-at-florida-bank/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T13:55:09+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/earths-magnetic-field-is-up-to-some-seriously-weird-stuff-and-no-one-knows-why/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T13:57:51+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/marc-thiessen-shutdown-showdown-while-democrats-pander-to-their-base-trump-shows-leadership/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T14:16:12+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/all-5-of-the-sebring-shooters-victims-were-women-police-chief-says/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T17:29:52+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/jayme-closs-is-getting-reward-money-after-escaping-kidnapper-herself/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T17:36:49+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/now-girl-scouts-can-earn-badges-for-cybersecurity-skills/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T17:55:15+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/nic-cage-is-getting-downright-lovecraftian-for-color-out-of-space/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T17:58:44+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/michael-cohen-just-got-subpoenaed-by-the-senate-intelligence-committee/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T18:05:03+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/after-net-neutrality-repeal-comcast-charter-and-verizon-cut-investment-in-their-networks/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T18:06:06+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/the-dude-returns-jeff-bridges-teases-return-of-the-big-lebowski-character-watch/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T19:43:56+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/epic-win-all-she-took-was-the-kids/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T19:52:23+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/top-cardiologist-says-no-one-should-be-doing-keto-diet/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T20:04:29+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/fast-eddie-clarke-motorhead-guitarist-dies-at-67/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-24T21:00:58+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/the-rich-people-at-davos-are-terrified-of-aoc-and-they-should-be/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T00:54:57+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/most-americans-who-earn-90000-a-year-say-they-dont-consider-themselves-rich/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T00:55:27+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/new-bill-would-stop-eminent-domain-abuse-along-the-border/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T01:34:48+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/ai-is-set-to-replace-36-million-u-s-workers/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T01:35:21+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/dmx-will-be-released-from-prison-on-friday/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T09:38:24+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/is-it-time-for-americas-industries-to-strike-all-at-once/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T09:45:48+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/famed-conversion-therapist-now-plans-to-pursue-life-as-a-gay-man/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T10:26:42+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/poll-only-7-of-voters-back-wall-funding-to-end-shutdown/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T10:34:47+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/the-fbi-just-arrested-roger-stone-after-an-indictment-by-robert-mueller/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T13:47:21+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/trump-confidant-roger-stone-indicted-on-7-counts-related-to-2016-election-attack/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T13:48:52+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/wilbur-ross-doesnt-understand-why-furloughed-federal-workers-need-food-banks/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T14:05:50+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/we-may-finally-know-what-causes-alzheimers-and-how-to-stop-it/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T14:06:52+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/new-study-suggests-heaviest-drinkers-are-also-the-most-educated/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T14:15:00+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/floridas-new-secretary-of-state-resigns-after-photo-of-him-in-blackface-surface-the-intellectualist/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T15:22:12+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/3-in-5-people-will-deliberately-misgender-a-trans-person-to-show-disrespect/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T15:25:39+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/laguardia-is-grounding-flights-because-of-the-government-shutdown/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T16:10:34+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/vices-are-not-crimes-a-timeless-lesson-from-an-american-icon-gary-m-galles/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T16:11:49+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/watch-the-terrifying-trailer-for-lords-of-chaos/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T16:21:32+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/ted-bundy-tells-his-own-horrific-story-in-netflixs-new-true-crime-doc/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T17:16:36+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/stone-is-sixth-trump-associate-charged-in-special-counsel-investigation/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T17:17:10+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/f-b-i-arrests-roger-stone-in-mueller-case/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T17:22:13+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/bannon-said-to-be-high-ranking-campaign-official-in-stone-charge/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T17:24:09+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/fact-check-did-nathan-phillips-falsely-claim-he-was-a-vietnam-veteran/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T17:28:23+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/study-minimum-wage-hikes-in-nyc-cause-restaurants-to-eliminate-jobs-cut-hours-raise-prices/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T17:28:53+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/flights-halted-at-major-airports-in-new-york-and-philadelphia-as-the-longest-government-shutdown-in-history-leads-to-staffing-shortages/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T17:32:52+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/the-ceos-of-apple-and-microsoft-had-dinner-at-davos-with-brazilian-president-jair-bolsonaro-who-has-a-history-of-misogyny-racism-and-homophobia/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T17:33:21+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/what-the-roger-stone-indictment-does-and-doesnt-tell-us/</loc>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/no-jail-time-for-iowa-teen-who-raped-1-year-old-on-camera/</loc>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/panicked-donald-trump-jr-tries-to-cover-up-contact-with-wikileaks-by-deleting-firefox-icon-from-desktop/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T17:41:16+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/flights-delayed-due-to-air-traffic-control-absences-ground-stop-at-laguardia-faa/</loc>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/crust-punks-offer-to-teach-furloughed-government-workers-how-to-live-without-pay/</loc>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/roger-stone-has-a-rule-deny-everything-and-he-does/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T18:21:38+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/trumps-shutdown-laguardia-shut-philadelphia-and-newark-airports-limping/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T18:27:15+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/officials-rejected-kushner-for-top-secret-clearance-were-overruled/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T18:38:09+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/washington-declares-public-health-emergency-as-measles-hits-anti-vaccination-community/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-25T18:51:05+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/trump-is-actually-lousy-at-making-deals-according-to-negotiation-experts/</loc>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/roger-stone-released-on-bond/</loc>
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		<lastmod>2019-01-25T23:22:36+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/why-trump-blinked/</loc>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/bernie-sanders-set-to-announce-2020-presidential-run/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-26T04:08:22+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/bricks-of-pure-cocaine-keep-washing-up-on-the-beach-in-fiji/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-26T06:09:11+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/another-us-missionary-has-illegally-entered-the-land-of-an-uncontacted-tribe/</loc>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/airport-workers-forced-trump-to-cave-like-a-dog/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-26T06:52:49+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/mr-president-tweet-the-state-of-the-union-forget-about-the-useless-pomp-of-a-speech/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-26T07:03:16+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/conservatives-to-trump-you-caved/</loc>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/cbs-rejects-super-bowl-ad-for-medical-marijuana/</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-26T17:58:14+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://roachmckrackin.com/2019/01/is-paw-patrol-messing-with-your-kids-heads/</loc>
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