So as I might have mentioned previously, I live in a house that is over 130 years old, so it’s sort of creepy, as is to be expected. But goddamn, the bugs here look like they’re straight out of a horror movie!
This first video is from over the summer. Me and Michelle found this HUGE centipede in our backyard while doing a bit of yard work… What the hell is it with my house and large, horror film-esque insects… oh. Anyway, my buddy tells me it’s a common house centipede, but while it may have been hanging out at my house, it sure as fuck was anything but common…
Luckily a storm blew through that night and the creature was nowhere to be seen the next day, so I breathed a sigh of relief, until I left my house today, and ran into this guy:
I mean, my name is Roach, but I’m gonna be honest, I’m sort of a pussy when it comes to real insects, and while huge latex spiders are great, the real thing, not so much, espeically at this size. I’m told it’s an orb weaver that’s grown a little larger than normal… WTF, is there some sort of toxic substance in the basement that’s producing mutant insects? Terrible!
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